Get ye a Spaceman

I went to NASA and got a Spaceman to fly me around the country

We went to Washington to see the President.

He wasn’t home so we toured the town.

Then we went to the Naval Air Museum in Pensacola.

We went to 7-11 for some beer

and stopped in to see Elvis.

Then we went to Colorado where the buffalo roam

and off to Arrowhead for golf.

We stopped to visit Kenny in South Park

and made a couple of passes, Loveland

and Hoosier

We stopped at Tony’s

We ran out of gas in San Francisco and had to thumb a ride.

We got a ride to New Orleans.

and took the river boat cruise

and then to the Homestead

to visit the ancestors.

And took them to Stoodley's Tavern

Then we drank all night in New York City

and snuck into Canada.

then we caught a plane to Alaska

and then to Mexico

We almost joined the Navy.

They sent us to Roswell

where they shrunk us

and sent us to Hooters in Honolulu

They feed us hot wings and beer which made us big again. 

.We toured the Island

and went back to Florida for a party with Dave.

before we got on the Shuttle

and took a trip to Mars

and Jupiter.

Find the Spaceman in you! Visit the Kennedy Space Center

By: Bill Gorman